Real men do chinups. Real men can grab something and lift their body off of the ground and up to the bar. Overhand, underhand, alternating hand, and one hand. They can do them all day and ask for more. Sadly being a real man is hard. This exercise is for those who are not real men. This is jumping chins. It was invented as a legitimate way to do chins as result of affirmative action in the military, turns out women don’t have any upper body strength*. Who knew? So the army decided to relax the chinup requirement for the sisters in arms. Be strong be army strong. But if not thats cool too, we don’t want to discriminate.
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*Somewhere there is a feminist getting her panties in a wad over this. We WILL get hate mail about this, but it is worth it to bring strength to all of you average joe girly men.